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The alarm clock
that hates you.

Bob doesn't care if you're tired. He escalates, he insults, he remembers. And somehow — he works.

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Why Bob

He's annoying by design.

Smart Escalation

Bob starts calm. Ignore him and he gets personal. The longer you wait, the worse it gets.

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Wake-Up Tasks

Type a sentence without autocorrect. Solve a math problem. Take steps. You can't sleep through this.

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Six Personalities

Sarcastic, Angry, Guilt-Trip, Absurd, Cold, Fake-Nice. Each one more irritating than the last.

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Failure Statistics

Bob tracks every snooze, every failed task, every excuse. Evidence of your morning performance.

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Achievements

"Survived Rage Mode 10 times." Bob acknowledges progress. Reluctantly.

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Cloud Backup

Your stats and settings sync across devices. Bob follows you everywhere.